Who is Barack OBloga?

Name: Barack OBlaga

Age: Somewhere between 0 to infinity. Good luck catching up.

Motto: “If you ever dream of beating me, you better wake up and apologize.” -Muhammad Ali

Role Model: Derek Jeter, is it even a question? “He is a bi-racial angel.” –The Other Guys

Favorite Subject: Not History. “I feel like I am too busy writing history to read it.”-Kanye West.

Biggest Problem: Too many sleepless nights pursuing perfection.

Location: Somewhere…

Mile Time: Faster than Yours.

Misunderstanding: “They say a picture is worth a thousand words. If it is a picture of me, it’s priceless.”-Barack OBloga

Best Friend: Young Thug *Young Thug Voice* “Dat’s my best friend.”


  • Bird Whisperer
  • Friends with Waldo
  • Frequently Strikes Out in Kickball
  • Just picks the lettuce off a sandwich without asking for another one
  • Can Read
  • Goes hard in the chalk #HopScotchWorldChampion

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